HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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