so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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