I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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