i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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