sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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