ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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