Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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