dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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