that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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