Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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