Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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