some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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