What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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