brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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