I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
