um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
