I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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