Its about making memories worth repressing
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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