fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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