Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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