i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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