i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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