Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
vagina is talking i cant
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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