someone get that fucking seahorse.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
