If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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