have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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