Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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