Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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