No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
