check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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