took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.