the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos