You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He has the fingertips of a God
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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