oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He has the fingertips of a God
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