I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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