She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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