I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Dick very happy bro
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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