I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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