Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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