We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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