I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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