I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
