dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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