Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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