How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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