I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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