Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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