Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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