So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do vagina's smell?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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