dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there