I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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