But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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