So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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