My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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