I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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