Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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